To Do List:
Two men escaped a prison in Vermont. When they were caught in New York City, they were found with this “To Do” list:

1. Drive to Maine
   
2. Get Safer place to stay
   
3. buy guns
   
4. Get Marie
   
5. Get car in Dartmouth
   
6. Do Robbery
   
7. Go to New York
   

Speeding Ticket:
A driver was speeding and was unknowingly caught in a speed trap that measured his speed with radar and photographed his car. In the mail, he received a ticket for $100, along with a photograph of his car. He sent the ticket back with a photograph of a $100 bill. He then received a letter from the police department with a photograph of hand cuffs. He paid the ticket.

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Don’t Forget To Pay Attention:
A man thought that the best time to steal a car would be when the driver was getting out of it. He watched a woman stop and park her car. He approached the car, attempting to steal it. The problem was that the driver was in the process of attaching an anti theft device to the steering wheel. She used it to beat him over the head. He was arrested and charged with robbery, assault and grand larceny.