Doctors' Chart Bloopers
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- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
- Father died in his 90's of female trouble in his prostate and kidneys.
- Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
- Vomiting of unknown origin.
- Admitted in error
- Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
- Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
- Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
- Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.
- If he squeezes the back of his neck for 4 or 5 years
it comes and goes.
