Shared by Wheenk!

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'

Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'

The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'

'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'

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By these standards, I get better mileage than my car! Shared by Peter!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
 
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
 
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

 
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
 
Makes you proud to be an American!

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