Best Uses For Fruitcake
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- Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
- Give them to your child for a science project.
- Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!!
- Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin
- Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
- Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
- Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
- Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
- Last and probably least - try eating it! One way to get rid of it!
Comments
Thanks I really needed this.
Posted by: Lawrence Sandona | June 17, 2010 07:44 PM