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As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game.

Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even bought a cold drink for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing.

"See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing."

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Yes, there are one or two . . . Shared by Wheenk!

1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.

2. Give them to your child for a science project.
   
   
3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!!
   
   
4. Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin

5. Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
   
   
6. Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
   
   
7. Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
   
   
8. Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
   
   
9. Last and probably least - try eating it! One way to get rid of it!
   

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No One Can Fracture A Christmas Carol Better Than A Kid! Shared by Wheenk!

Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

1. Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
   
2. We three kings of porridge and tar
   
3. On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
   
4. Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
   
5. He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
   
6. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
   
7. With the jelly toast proclaim
   
8. Olive, the other reindeer.
   
9. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
   
10. Sleep in heavenly peas
    
11. In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
    
12. You'll go down in listerine
    
13. Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
    
14. Come, froggy faithful
    
15. You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
    
16. Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
    

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...That Never Quite Caught On. Shared by Wheenk!

Oy to the World

Schlepping through a Winter Wonderland

Hava Nagilah - The Megamix

Bubbe Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Enough with those Jingle Bells Already...Jeez!

Matzo Man (by the Lower East Side Village People)

I Have a Little Dreidel (the Barking Dog Version)

Come on Baby, Light My Menorah

Deck the Halls with Balls of Matzoh

Silent Night? I Should Be So Lucky

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