Dr. Roger Andersen is the author of "Some Days You're the Pigeon... Some Days You're the Statue". He delights in collecting the humor of reality. We appreciate him spreading the good (humor) word... if you're feeling weak and stressed out, get on Roger's chuckle wagon!
 

1. Ironic, isn't it? They recalled the cigarettes that caused dizziness & throat irritation & left on the market the ones that cause cancer.
   
2. The airline ticket agent was asked why there was mistletoe hanging over the luggage conveyer belt. His response: "So you can kiss your bags goodbye."
   
3. Grabbing his coat, gloves and boots, a small boy asked his mother, "May I go outside and help dad put snow chains on the car? I know all the words."
   
4. Note attached to a student's term paper: "This report is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good."
   
5. Nurturing ad for a daycare center in Wisconsin: "Children need more than just a babysitter. They need love and neutering."
   
6. Job ad in the York (Pennsylvania) Daily Record: "Attention: Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad."
   
7. One of my fellow college presidents told me that he was speaking at an outdoor reception when suddenly a large dog walked up to the podium, raised his leg and relieved himself for a long time, and then slowly walked away. Stepping back up to the podium, he chuckled, "I would appreciate it if everyone else would wait until after I finish my remarks to express their opinion."