...Are You? Shared by Wheenk! And don't even think about using spell check!

Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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Your Turkey Will Be The Talk Of The Town!! Shared by Wheenk!

You should try this!
Sure to bring smiles from your guests!
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.

1. Cut out aluminium foil in desired shapes.
   
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil. (see attached picture for details)
   
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
   
4. Watch your guests' faces...
   

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

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Reality Is Funnier Than Fiction Shared by Wheenk!

Dr. Roger Andersen is the author of "Some Days You're the Pigeon... Some Days You're the Statue". He delights in collecting the humor of reality. We appreciate him spreading the good (humor) word... if you're feeling weak and stressed out, get on Roger's chuckle wagon!
 

1. Ironic, isn't it? They recalled the cigarettes that caused dizziness & throat irritation & left on the market the ones that cause cancer.
   
2. The airline ticket agent was asked why there was mistletoe hanging over the luggage conveyer belt. His response: "So you can kiss your bags goodbye."
   
3. Grabbing his coat, gloves and boots, a small boy asked his mother, "May I go outside and help dad put snow chains on the car? I know all the words."
   
4. Note attached to a student's term paper: "This report is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good."
   
5. Nurturing ad for a daycare center in Wisconsin: "Children need more than just a babysitter. They need love and neutering."
   
6. Job ad in the York (Pennsylvania) Daily Record: "Attention: Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad."
   
7. One of my fellow college presidents told me that he was speaking at an outdoor reception when suddenly a large dog walked up to the podium, raised his leg and relieved himself for a long time, and then slowly walked away. Stepping back up to the podium, he chuckled, "I would appreciate it if everyone else would wait until after I finish my remarks to express their opinion."
    

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More From the Washington Post Shared by Wheenk!

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:
 

1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
    
   
2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
    
   
3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    
   
4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    
   
5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
    
   
6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
    
   
7. lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.
    
   
8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.
    
   
9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has Been run over by a steamroller.
    
   
10. balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline..
      
    
11. pokemon, n.. a Rastafarian proctologist.
     
    
12. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
     
    
13. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    

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