Signs...
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...Of A Sense Of Humor.Shared by, Wheenk! |
- On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
- On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
- Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
- At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
- Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
- At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
- On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
- In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
- On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
- At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
- On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
- In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
- On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
- At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
- Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
- In a veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
- At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
- In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
- In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
